An Eye for an eye!!!

I am going to make a big statement - India lost its brother Pakistan - or Pakistan lost India which ever way you wish to buy this sentence (referring to India - Pak division). As soon as there is any cricket match between the two coutnries, Golf or any other sport, It's either media, it's either our mind, it's either political strategy but we all become more than excited take it on us a kind of self respect or Nation's pride.

One should see right from a kid to us adults and our seniors in age the strong staunch that automatically enters our tones and eyes - we need to WIN. Well how would you feel if I say we get the same staunch as soon as we talk about Mumbai v/s Delhi.

Yes knowingly and very much knowingly there is a cold war, strong exchange of thoughts and words as soon as anyone slightly brings up the topic of how different Mumbai is from Delhi and vice versa. And then come the Delhiites and Mumbaiites vouching for their respective locations.

Why are we growing this way? Why do we feel Delhi people dress up so and much Mumbai people are cool. There are some high end writers dedicating a whole book or article on this. Then comes food, and this list goes on such as the parties are amazing  in Mumbai, on the other hand Delhi is just ordinary, Delhi people talk sugary yet fight fiercely but Mumbai is blunt and sharp.
Well there are special ads some kirana ad or event agency directs and produces either making fun of Delhi or Mumbai and thanks to social media it get circulated resulting in Delhiites getting upset and Mumbai proud or yet again vice versa.

The truth is the relationship is growing sour, does anyone understand this? Or have we all gone blind folded on the main cause of concern.

When two kids in one family aren't the same then how can two prosperous or prospering cities be the same?

Rape cases in delhi is a problem for mumbai people and delhi is not safe, well yes indeed I totally agree Delhi ain't safe. So why curse Delhi about it? Face it and fight for it. Mumbai traffic is killing, now once again the roads are under construction and things will grow better So??? What's the big deal either cope up with all this or have the balls to fight or keep shut. But Why are all of us so weak that we keep pointing at flaws, I remember this movie - Chak De India, we are all ONE, before this problem goes out of proportion and takes some stupid political turn, and thus ending in someone misusing this weakness, let us please have our brains back in place and look for our betterment.

Hyderabad, Ahmadabad, Lucknow,  look at our future tomorrow at so many places in India growing, and move on.

Remember an eye for an eye only ends up making the entire world blind. Don't go blind. When u stay in a hotel in India or abroad, you can actually see the difference between an American and British. The British will dress up for the breakfast. An American will ease out for breakfast. And thus tell me how important is this? The difference between Mumbai and Delhi remains the same, and how does that harm anyone except harming ourselves or each other only.

May be many of my readers would feel I am taking things a little too seriously, therefore I would like to say, if I am taking things way too seriously , and the problem is not serious, then I would love to be wrong, because for me all the cities come with their goods and flaws. And so does mine and yours, accept the good and reject the bad. The concern then finally goes away totally.

Thanks for reading this article.

Do we dress 4others? or 4ourselves?

Underwear is a basic human necessity and right!!!
But how many of us coordinate our brassier with our panty? And how many men really wear underwear for its sole purpose other than displaying labels?

So now the point comes when we dress up and look in the mirror each day everyday and appreciate ourselves Then, what is it that entices us? Our Looks or the fact that we are looking good for someone special? Or the fact that we wish to look the best among st all the people that might surround us - office colleagues or party friends or relatives in a wedding. Well till an age its the goose bumps we have when we look at ourselves in the mirror and a voice from within says oh i will look the best, or may be the voice says he is totally gonna love it.

And then there are times when you look at yourself in the mirror and simply say - i look good, but most of the times what happens??? I tell you what happens. Most of the times you look at yourself and you just don't know if the make up is too loud or subtle, if the choice of clutcher is good or way too jazzy or if the hair need to be tied or let them lose. And when you are stuck you need opinion somebody who understands your taste someone who will speak the truth and someone who is trustworthy. Because after all even if you follow fashion or not that doesn't matter, but what matters is that you ought to look good, or appealing or may be just the way you are.

Now let me tell you something incase you ask somebody's opinion and the reply comes you look just fine then there are two things that might happen either you will be convinced or else you would say - 'don't just say it for the sake of saying please tell me truly' because somewhere deep inside us either we are not convinced with our look of the day or the other person is too important a person we are dressing for, or may be just may be the person whom you took the suggestion from is your husband. And the truth is we all know husbands might not be the best critic because they love to save time, they want to save guard themselves from the nagging, or because they are not going to look at you at the party you are dressing for instead they have other chicks to check out even if you are on Olay or whatever in the world or else you are newly married and he seriously meant it. ha ha ha which i seriously doubt...

So if you are getting ready to office you put on your best of attire as there are some European delegates coming and you gotta crack this deal then you are dressing to impress.
Going for a date - you are dressing to kill
The guy is going to propose you for marriage - you are dressing to look ms.perfect
First day to college - you are dressing to make a mark
First day at office - you are dressing to camouflage
First night - you are dressing to make it delicious
First parent teacher meeting - totally depends on the grades of the kid ha ha ha

So now the question is even if we claim we are dressing up for ourselves do we really mean it??? Or do we dress for others? Let me have your viewpoint as well and conclude this article then.

P.S.- If you look into mirror to look at the yesteryears beautiful you and end up counting wrinkles and fat, then welcome to the gang there are millions of us.

I have a gift for you

08th March 2012 extremely auspicious, I strongly recommend - concluded the pundit ji (priest) after vetting samaira's and ashish's kundli (birth stars). The entire room was shrinking, she knew she was supposed to be happy and cheerful, she was expected to blush or may be stay calm but she was definitely not supposed to frown, why was she feeling sad, why was she feeling as if the world is coming to an end. Why ? Why? why?

Or may be the world was indeed coming to an end not literally but logically, the freedom, the one liner she totally admired - Happily unmarried, the color pink of her bedroom, the Australian leather skirt which made her bumps look better than that of JLo and most importantly her wardrobe was going to be ransacked by her younger sister. MISERYYYYYYY was the word. 

But she had to go with the flow of the situation, she went to her relatives took blessings from her would-be in laws, went upto her parents hugged them, went to her sis, despite of her sister being younger and as she used to call her 'kid that happened to the family' to tease her - Today she could not stop holding her tight and feel the warmth that she so much wanted at that point of time.

2 weeks exactly 2 weeks from the day the priest doomed her with the date, she exactly had two weeks to live her singlehood, and after that she will be no one else but Mrs. Ashish something. The entire craze of wow Iam getting married , the attire, the venue that was definitely not what she was looking ahead for unlike the other normal girls but what she was looking forward for was a bachelorette party, a party where she would be able to do the most nastiest things in the world and yet come out guilt free unlike anytime in her life till date. 

A night where she would practically wear nothing and yet have the VITO power. She went shopping, and bought it all - pink fur handcuffs, white transi bodice, whips, sex games, liquor games.

She informed all her girlfriends of the date No not her marraige date but the bachelorette party date. And her friends even more curious to do best for her, got her cake - with bimbos, got her boas, party poppers, lights, loads n loads n loads of drinks, name it and they had it, ur brand, ballentine, jacobs creek, After shock, Tuaca, Jim Beam, Calvados, may be I should just shut up now and write another article only on drinks. Okay back to this story, which is so so so urban girls mind frame.

So the date decided 28th feb will be the date her friends would throw her a grand Hen party. All the girls were dressed to their best, wonder if there are no men why would girls dress so much, because here is the truth all you men, GIRLS DONT DRESS FOR U, GIRLS DRESS FOR THEMSELVES, AND TO IMPRESS THE OTHER GIRLS and please we are straight, but we are just the sweeter fairer sex who like grabbing eye balls, eye balls are not sex defined here. So the girls were all dressed just like - Baby doll Volume 3 ha ha ha wink wink.

All the girls had something or the other for the lady for her bachelorette, some one danced, some one shared the secret, the other had a game, and then there was this one who got her edible panty, wooooo the list goes on, and I need to censor the gift list as well. But Samaira's little one had a different gift all together, the little sis saw it in her big sis eyes, she knew her sister wanted more for the two weeks that she had in her hands, something not only larger than life but breathtaking too, so there was the gift wrapped in glitterati gold wrapper, about 5 ft height and 4 ft width, Samaira opened the big wrap and found the following

• Arms: 18.5 inches
• Calves: 18.5 inches
• Neck: 18.5 inches
• Thighs: 27 inches
• Chest: 54 inches
• Waist: 30 inches 

Ask for a better bet??? asked the little sis, he is all yours... for the remaining 2 f*ck*ng weeks. 

Oh my GOSH - This is the most screwable gift I have ever had, but what exactly am I upto and how am i keeping it? What am I doing with this steamy object???

The little sis grinned and explained 'sister he is your bachelorette gift.' And this in my hands is your wedding gift, All the girls were shocked they were more than eager to see what the wedding gift was but they also could not take their eyes off the 'taazaa mutton' infront of their eyes. HA HA HA that is soooo nasty, Iam soo nasty anyhow, so her wedding gift was this cruise to whatever lala land and whats the use when this beastly creature can show all lala to them right now. 

So the girls decided to enjoy hen party gift... He could dance, He could sing, He could even swing girls ha ha ha. And the swinging began all girls one guy and if you say wow think again boys, to think that you have all girls around is way too different than being actually surrounded by girls ready to rampage!

But as you gift your kid a toy they (kids) toy with it, explore it, check the limits, so did all the girls. 6 hours down and yet there was more to explore, At the same time there are different kinds of kids, the ones who play with the toy, the ones who save it for future, the ones who explore and the ones who exploit, and when these kids grow they become adults - girls or boys but the craze of toys remain the same, so after exploration of this big girls toy it was time to exploit the toy, blind folded, hand cuffed, merciless exploitation (Please note Iam not detailing the activities, it is only your brain ha ha ha)

Samaira came to a halt whats the rush girls, wait the gift is for 2 weeks, well well well let me tell you what she meant she meant DONT PLAY WITH MY TOY, this toy is mine and my favorite and no kid allows anyone to touch or even look at his/her toy so how could she, Her inner kid was all alive and more than active... he he

2nd day - the toy had to accompany Samaira for shopping, followed by dinner on deck and then dance for her

3rd day - spa day, why spend anywhere the toy was trained in massages and beyond (Please note the word beyond is important)

Ohh gosh the days were running and Samaira just never knew when it was just 2 days left for the toy to leave and for her to become toy to someone else and that too legally socially a toy.

So 2 days what could she do in these 2 days to live the extra edgy life. In the most famous words of the movie DDLJ - ja jeeley apni zindagi,  So 2 days to live her life the hush hush life, the good thing about bachelor and bachelorettes are whatever you do is only fantasy come true and yet everything remains under sedimentary nothing ever pops out, 

So 2 days were nothing but of talks, she talked to her toy she let her deepest feeling be heard to the toy, She spoke and the toy nicely listened. She told the toy why she is scared of marriage she is scared because her parents would know she is no longer a virgin, she is scared because she will lose her freedom, she is scared because blah blah blah but suddenly then toy responded, well the toy never spoke till date but today the toy did the unexpected, the toy said - I understand... before I came into being what I am or rather what I am doing,    I was scared as much but then I started looking at the brighter side, the brighter side of how so many women oodle for me, how I become so important, how people run after making brands and marketing, and I have no problem of customer retention, And how I can make you so comfortable to speak your mind out.

Now Samaira knew March 8th will come and she will welcome the day happy and frolic - because she has so much to gain not lose. She will gain love, she will gain family, she will gain more relationships and she will also gain a toy with lifetime validity (if not warranty ha ha ha VIAGRA ROCKS!!!)

She took a long breath and felt that she was wet , no I dont mean wet from down below but her hair and her face and may be her bed bed??? But wasn't she talking to her toy in a coffee shop 

ZOOOSHH - NO she exclaimed she was dreaming all this was just a dream - Thank God, just like my other protagonists in my usual stories I summarise all in a dream, what to do??? I have a censor board I can't give stories with a different ending than a dream it might give upset tummies to a few people ha ha ha

And as soon as she woke up, she knew what exactly to do and what not to do on her upcoming hen party... But she knew exactly what to gift to her little sis whenever she plans to get married ;)

That's all for this time, Good bye meet you soon with another raunchy incident.

Women Empowerment HA HA HA the wrong way

Even before narrating this incident to you I am already grinning - the fishy smile, this one is real naughty. Men are men no doubts But What Happens when men don't even realise and they are actually puppets in the hands of their counterparts - the fairer sex???

Well I have deep respect for women, but knowing that women are way too naughty than you can even imagine leaves me in doubts for the statement. 

A couple i knew for long had been seeing each other for quite sometime, if I am counting it right they have 6-7 years of courtship, before they decided to tie knots as they were financially comfortable to become ONE Legally (wink) (wink)

And the day came the two united all frolic and gay, colorful and sparkling, parents happy that thank god finally they are one, running in the 3rd year of marriage. The woman noticed a few changes in the hubby to point some - going out too much with his guy friends, spending real long hours at office, no matter what occasion it might be he would never gift any solitaire or bag nor even a single cheap pair of denims, another birthday passed, third anniversary passed, Although the hubby threw a grand party for his colleagues on his promotion she was left as is at home.

Bottom line she was taken for granted and she knew it. Well only then she saw the not so famous hindi flick 'Thank you' and pop came an idea, a nasty one but a fool proof one.

Which i will disclose later at the moment lemme give you an insight into hubby's life.

The hubby used to wake early each day and then head straight for his office, long meetings, boring board rooms,  and loads of nagging by bosses, well the poor guy had nothing adventurous nor smooth in life except a few guys friends outings on friday nights which was an essential everything else could wait but not the friday beer round with boys gang.

But as they say every dog has a day, One fine day a gorgeous russian girl came to see him, no no NO extra marital affair or anything rather she came for a quick meeting representing her media house, BUt then as we know Men are Men so there she was the beautiful russian woman, beautiful??? nah nah I mean HOT! Hot??? nope I mean tota. Alright not even tota she was what russian women are actually famous for... he he he any how so she sat in the meeting room waiting for the guy and meanwhile all the colleagues were pulling the guy's leg for he was fortunate enough to be able to meet such a majestic russian masterpiece that too face to face, The hubby was entering the room and saw the woman. Although she wasn't facing the entry door so he could not really look at her face but her fragrance which filled the room, was smooth enough to sway him off (AXE EFFECT LOLZ), and then the beautiful long gold locks were such a turn on afterall every man likes to hold on to something during the most intimate sessions, something long yet warm and soft no wonders why barbie doll is such a hit he he he. Finally the guy came to the right side of the girl, and could see white yet pink ears beautified with little pearls, and then she turned and gazed well by now he was totally lured over her white creamy long legs, baby soft hands and strawberry pink armpits, the bosom structure as lovely as it could be sometimes resting on table sometimes independent.

The pouty lips could give competition to tropicana juice, they were wet and wet and even more wet, he knew he was sweating but he also knew he has to conduct a meeting, so the meeting started and ended and the hubby thought or i should say prayed to have a longer meeting, but all good things come to an end, and only then the russian model enticed the guy by asking incase he was interested to have an account with their media house for if he shows interest and freezes the deal, she has a lot more to offer, much more than the other media houses. Well only one thing could have come across his mind the only thing which all of us are thinking at the moment, so he asked excited yet dominating how about dinner tonight for we should talk in details already before signing any kind of contract. The woman agreed, the man was lucky or was he lucky??? (Wolf sound aaaaoooogha)

Out they were, enjoying a warm evening chatting about business then business talks meandered into professional backgrounds then personal lives. And where there is will there is way so by now they had many common interests and this was spice enough for the guy.

They Exchanged numbers, emails and most importantly exchanged naughty glances. So all this as we know had to result into one thing only extra marital affair, and before he could understand they were both seeing each other and were in a relationship. Eager to hold her, eager to caress her against himself, eager to press on her, eager to pounce on her, he did what he had never done his entire life, he dropped his friday night drink sessions with guys for a fiery hot bed session with the russian damsel. 

Nervous but much more eager he asked her to be in the hotel sharp at 7 and enter room 304, he of course had already checked in, she entered the room as promised at 7, wearing a skimpy red short dress, with her cleavage half covered and half left for exploration. He sweetly opened a wine bottle pour it in the glasses and tried making her comfortable and calm himself as well.

By now they both were comfortable enough to ease their bodies, they came close and just then the room bell rang, the hubby stood to open the door half heartedly only to find his wife right infront. Wife looked deadly and he looked naked for he was naked almost naked. 

She took all the clothes shreaked and dashed out of the room. 

Well thats about the story, today when the woman says stand the hubby stands, when she says shuh hush hush he goes away, and when she feels high she says park your butt here he has to do the same in the desired position as commanded by the lady.

Iam sure you readers know by now what was the plan of the wife and why was the Indian movie Thankyou of such help of her. Thanks to russian model and today there are no friday beer sessions and every anniversary is a solitaire anniversary and every birthday is Emilia Pucci birthday.

kiya karaya kuchh bhi nahin neck mien aaya dog collar!!! LOL. So watchout what if your partner is planning everything and you are simply a prey. (DEVIL LAUGHTER)

HELP ME decide - - -

Nina was too excited to meet her long lost friend. Nina and Rocco were school friends they studied together right from class 1 until class 5. Were good neighbors to each other in a normal high street society.

They used to eat breakfast together alternative days at each other's house, Used to go to school together with Rocco's mother in her car. Used to come home together, in the evening when kids used to go out and play, they used to remain busy - staying inside the house under the secret stairs and play man and wife. Well somehow the childhood time is the most memorable time indeed. Nina and Rocco never used to sleep without jumping out of window and without hugging each other before hitting bed. Everything was perfect until Rocco's father and mother separated and therefore Rocco's mother took him to some Grand Posh Place named Beverly hills, which Nina and Nina's mother used to see in serials.
But even the destiny could not keep them apart they met thanks to some social network, saw each other's display pictures for there were not many pics and the love blossomed once again.

But only this time Nina wanted to tell Rocco one thing which was in her mind right from the very time they first met in childhood. Nina found the name rocco very stupid, it sounded like a pup's name, anyhow this was too stupid a reason to unlike such a cute guy who had the most Justin Beiber type looks.

So volla!!! the day was right here, Nina and Rocco were to meet today in the famous choco cafe, where during their early days they used to hang around as they totally loved the chocolate mouse of their's.

Now Nina never wanted to look too desperate so anything with deep cleavage could give wrong signals, she never wanted to look too girly as well, because he looked like this tall guy who might be too masculine and she already had a very childish face. Well how could she look too professional, as she wanted to make him feel special by showing him that she took time to dress for him, Finally she found the right summery dress to meet him. All dressed she went out checked herself once again in the mirror, appreciated herself, brushed her hair once again letting them lose.You know what they (playboy mag.) say - men like lose hair for they like to fondle with them so she let her hair down, perfumed them a little incase the moment arose where he sniffs the hair.

Checked the make up, not too shimmery, no coal eyes for sure, but a pink rose stroke on the eyes, a little brown on her waterline and deeper shade to define the cheeks. Thanked her Elle magazine, smiled shyly after seeing herself again, took her car keys and off she goes to meet her Man.

While driving she wondered how little they knew when they used to play man and wife, she used to wear dad's black shoes. OH MY GOSH!!! creakkkkkkkkkkkkk - the sound of her car's break, she totally forgot to wear sandals she came wearing her house sandals, gosh how could she!!!

She drove right back changed her footwear, and looked more than lovely. Now she did not have time to day dream so she promised she'll drive real fast.

She went out after changing footwear this time without checking the mirror but with a quick glance sat in car and drove like there is no tomorrow. Well Rocco was always the cutest of all, even as child all the ladies used to be real fond of his charming face. The perfectly set eyes, and the most pink lips and the best twinkling set of teeth ever.

Soon from far she read Choco cafe. Her destination was right there. She was parking her car when zoop a car overtook hers and she saw the most perfect figure ever - a lady coming out of her car, must be wearing Steve madden new collection of shoes, took her white pup out and went inside the cafe. Well she definitely was not too dressed but there was something about her, her face , her walk, she appeared way too princely for the place they were entering in and for the locality, anyhow she never wanted to get distracted so she parked her car, checked her makeup in the rear view, chapped her lips for the gloss test and entered the cafe.

She walked calm and composed did a 180degree check and found 1 old couple, 2 guys, 1 gang of 5 people, the most beautiful lady with even more beautiful face she had ever seen in life, and a guy sitting near the bar (Espresso bar).

She went towards the guy, right from the back she knew it was Rocco, grand built, perfect shoes, blue t-shirt yet not the shady college t-shirt, but very poised, she walked upto him held her hand high and tapped.
                                                     
                                             WAIT!!!      WAIT!!!       WAIT!!!

Shouted the lady, so Nina paused before she could tap and turned, well the elegant posh lady was there, Nina stared her, saw the perfectly placed eyes, saw the most pink lips ever, the most charming face that all the ladies around could have gone gaga, the lady smiled with her twinkling best set of teeth, and OOPS, hasn't she seen this face doesn't this resemble someone, OH FISH!!!

Then spoke the lady - I knew you will be startled to look at me. Well remember how we used to play Man and wife and you used to be the man and me the wife, well today here I am in front of you just the same your Rocco the good neighbor.

Well Nina really appreciated Rocco's efforts to have dressed for her like a woman just like their early days, although she just didn't know if she was supposed to presume that he is gay or was he being way too kind and eager to meet her, or he was just a cross dresser. So the surprise was quite a surprise, she sat back to listen and explore Rocco the long lost friend, and finally to decide whether she should tie her hair OR is there still slightest chance to keep them lose.

It is a problem to be 21st century woman bcoz we don't fit in anywhere

'If I were a boy just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what i wanted...'

"I'd kick it with who i wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it..."

As taken from the famous and true song by Beyonce


Go to office the CEO is the most successful woman who recently won an award - powerful woman of the year

Back at home of a succesful marketing manager - the kids are being interviewed and they say my mom greatest.

There is another woman who is a house wife, her in- laws claim they treat the woman more like a daughter, and the woman looks way too happy and satisfied. The kids are doing great at sports and studies both.
The house is more than perfect and warm

Take another woman she is the apple of her husband's eyes, her husband takes her help at every step for his business. When interviewed both look extremely curious for being with each other.

Well the woman is sure shot doing great both at home and outside. Men have started saying that  'women and men walk shoulder to shoulder. '

Shaadi2 is so famous and successful, divorced or lost husband the society now easily accepts 2nd marriage.

So hence proved 21 century women are happy, successful and winner, and the family is really happy to have them even if they are in media, or a doctor, or model, or actor or any profession women are doing great simply superb and society is helping more than anytime before.

If you are a boy I would request you not to read further because you would not like it and you will surely not accept the text further even at the face value forget getting under the skin. And if you are a woman, either you will understand it, or you would relate slightly with it or you would prefer to ignore but you will not despise it.

A woman from a middle class decided not to get married, people will appreciate her on her courage, people might get annoyed for she doesn't suit the society norms, or people will be proud of her for she stood for her serself and so did her family, but people will react. Now read under the skin, one woman decides, and the entire society decides to react. So what do you read???  I read it as a woman who decides not to marry has already married so many people, so from where is the word decision coming from???

Then a woman who is way too famous around her peers and her colleagues love her. She has a fantastic social life. So what do you read out of this, you read that this woman is doing great outside, so 1)- either she needs to be able to balance both home and outside or 2) she might be great outside but what about home??? Now I question if we are given one project at office we are more than happy to handle, we are given 2 projects we are even more happier to accept the challenge, we are dedicated 3 projects, we juggle, we are give 4 projects we dwindle. So if one lady is great in socializing let her handle all relationships but is that it, NO, she has 4 more projects to handle and yet come out as winner, so the kids suffer, and the mother blamed, or the family suffers and the woman blamed. The family, the man totally forgot you liked her because of her socializing skills which now you completely regret her for possessing.

A woman successful housewife, perfect kids, perfect husband, perfect house, except one little thing, at the time of financial crisis, oops its the woman who is not working, had she been working it would have helped, although some one forgot that she is managing within the same money. And if she is demanding, then poor she, it is not her fault since she is not earning so she is bound to ask for her necessities and luxury from you. who else. (I am not justifying useless demands although if one can afford PS2 for kids then why not spa package for woman?)

A woman proudly working with hubby, the business is great and growing because of the two working together excellent rhythm, if the family is perfect then the woman is worth praying if family suffers, then needless to say we all know where the fingers will point. My question - Can all of us be this perfect??? I am scared but I am not perfect.

Model, sports woman if struggling then you are in crisis, if successful more than the world the family will be your biggest fan. Please note I am not talking bout Kajol, Juhi Chawla, Aishwarya, Sania Mirza etc who are married and yet successful for they come from  a family where the entire family is in same business so they know what they are speaking although the one who is struggling, is too new in the field so her struggling will be extremely different and way more difficult, although I am sure even the married stars have their share of struggles who doesn't?

The family wants babies, the family wants Indian attire, the family wants you to understand the things will change slowly, If you understand then you are a champ, if you follow soaps and are a master in politics at home, then you are a winner already, but what if you are normal??? A woman who fights, instead of being nasty and playing games, a woman who says I am sorry if she cannot do something instead of rescuing herself by taking the task and then giving it to someone else by being smart. A woman who doesn't want to to ask from husband instead wishes to spend on herself. A woman who in my terminology is 21st century woman the only problem - she is not perfect like they show on cnbc or ndtv, but she is any other woman who doesn't know how to play politics at home as she has already had enough in office, and wants to rest and relax at home instead.

Is there any place in society for such women? Is it a problem to be 21st century woman because we don't fit anywhere whereas the society showcases the opposite.

P.S. In case you are happy and everything is perfectly controlled by you in your life, then behalf of all other women we are honored to have you.

Totally makes sense

Some time back it came to my colleague's knowledge that a female customer of hers was real happy to send her husband out of town. To our surprise, she was the one who planned the entire visit for him, she was over whelmed to receive the travel package details. To help you understand better we are working in travel company. I take care of marketing for different airlines and my brand here and she takes care of the leisure sales and all. And if you feel it is normal for a woman to send her husband on a leisure trip all by himself, then think again we stay in Dubai, the place where for women their husband is the most important asset, and her identity is her husband. (Please read between the lines as well, I cannot express more than this on this forum.)

Now there can be several reasons why the woman was so desperate to send her husband. First and foremost the reason which comes in each of our brain is that the woman must be wanting to do something real special for her husband. But then the big question is if you want to make something real special for your husband why would you send him all alone, why not accompany him???

So the second reasoning was she must be looking for a break for herself, give him some time out and herself as well.

But believe you me - Are you convinced with this??? The woman needs some time out and peace thats it??? We are fishy brains so be it. And my colleague is the master of smelling fish, she can even doubt you if you mistakenly repeat a sentence, she is the master in doubting and not believing.

So there she was, she (my colleague) for the first time in history of her 10 years of career stepped out of office in this hot weather to sneak what this lady was exactly upto.
Literally spied on her. Am sure the husband should not worry about anyone behind him after all my colleague is there to take all pains and spy. All these services for free.Now if you are thinking that it is their life why should we be bother. Then people hello!!! We are in UAE other's private business is our own business.

So she was out and spying big time, on this lady. The first day when her husband was flying the lady was at home. Second day as told by my colleague the lady/customer spent most of her time in spa and in the mall. The third day she was missing, She was no where to be found not at home, no where, now my colleague had all the reasons to say - "thats why I was spying."
She told this to her hubby, to us, and to each and everyone we could possibly think of. She was spying the customer lady because she was upto something fishy and now when her husband is out she is also somewhere out with some ahem ahem.

Now, Just a few days back, the lady came back and wanted to plan another trip for her husband, with so many butterflies in my colleague's tummy, do you think my colleague would have bee able to refrain herself from asking the lady customer what she was doubting.
So there she asked very innocently - what do you do when your husband is not around, isn't it boring. And there the lady answered. "I think my husband has an affair so I sneak on him. I spy on him, after he leaves for a trip which I gift him, I then go after him and spy, the last time I could not find anything or anyone but this time I am gonna catch him red handed, that is why I am buying a package for longer days."

So this Totally Makes Sense. are you asking What makes sense???? The following makes sense;

1. We women do not trust any one.
2. We can go to any length to quench our doubts
3. Women are from Venus no doubt

So does this make sense to you???? Or you Doubt???

Why do women check other women more than checking other men, no we are not gays we are straight but curious

This question comes in every body's mind whether you are a woman or man. The question is why do women stare or rather to put it better check out other women more than checking out other men.

So much so if there is a couple coming cute gal cute boy, we women again would check for the gal more than the boy. Please dont take us wrong we are straught; straight like a pole, no fancies or anythting attached.

We do this because of several reasons

1. Well we are women we need to know if the other female is carrying herself well or am I better? A question which not consciously but unconsciously is somewhere hidden in our id like the sigmund freud's theory.
2. We check women for checking their trend it might click with ours or we might just never give a look or thought back in case its a disaster.
3. And then check the brand of bag, sunglasses, clothes etc, check makeup - to round it - it's all about physical beauty and the way the other woman is carrying herself.
4. Finally needless to mention but since the topic is so much talked about, let me say it and confess it to you men on behalf of we women. - We check women esp. when we are there with you (our male partner) cause we should know if there is a female we can get attracted to. And if we do then no matter how hard you (the man) try to ensure that you never turned your neck to peek a boo on the female, we already know the truth. If we turned to check the female, then I tell you what??? YOU MEN have two eyes like chameleon, so one of the eye ball has stuck itself on that woman. And to add to our displeasure you will try your level best to ensure us that your mind body and soul is wih us, whereas infact you are definitely not a horse you have 180 degree vision atleast or may be 360degree if Iam not exaggerating. Hello this does not mean that this vision works everytime. this 360degree vision is very situation specific, surely doesnot work when you are on wheels or are asked to pick clother or gift for us.

Now the second part of the question which is the most interesting of the 2. Why do women check the cute gal who is alongwith the cute boy much more than the boy.

Disclaimer: If you are pregnant, or have weak heart or suffer from any kind of disease which might harm your nervous system or heart or in case you are a full on feminist, then please refrain from reading ahead.

Since i have already put the disclaimer therefore you have taken it on you to read ahead, not me. 

Answer: Yes we literally scan the female, and why should'nt we, if you are a cute gal, then so am I. If you are worth that cute boy, then so am I, so why am I either single, or with my current partner, now I give a glance to my man besides me and I have 2 rections either I am satisfied, or make a satisfactory face and I simply accept my fortune as is. Ha ha ha, nasty isnt it??? But true like the Gandhiji's monkeys.

And ya incase you are married, then why will we ever look at the cute boy. I invest time I just dont have a second to waste time on something wherein I have not returns expected. So married women will instead check the cute gal, for trend or whatever rather than the boy, becasue we dont like doing things which are useless, either we are happy in our marriage, or are too happy in marriage.

So women enjoy checking other women, and men stay envyed, you never know when we women might fall for what we are looking at... LOLZ

I donot claim the article above is 100% true to all women, but is definitely true for all good looking women.

Take Care!!! of your eyes

The most important accessory if you are in India or UAE is none other than Sunglasses. Sunglasses not only protect your eyes from harmful UV rays but also prevent itchy eyes due to pollution and thus prevent dark circles. And with that scorching sun over your head sunglasses actually act really helpful. Even though you are just totally drenched in sun please remember the sun rays after the rain seems so welcoming yet hindrance while driving, So you have your sunglasses.

The problem is not to make people wear sunglasses we all do. The problem is to know what shape suits us the best. But before letting you know the technicality of shapes and sizes lem'me tell you about what styles you have in stores for you to grab...

 1) Ray Ban Way Farers - you can see the picture on your left. I know it reminds you of the song - you do that thing you do break my heart in2 a million pieces that you always do... but the point remains its retro and now in so much fashion. You see these everywhere on Paris Hilton, on John Abraham, on Amitabh Bachhan, moreover even the new fashionistas are flaunting them. 

2) The Thicker frames - These been in vogue for quite some time i flaunt Dior. Thats my religion what do you? 

3) The gradient Sunglasses- I have been longing for them for like quite long. They are the half shaded from top to bottom and no frames. Modern and stylish

4) The classic aviators are always on fashion high, the rimless aviators look the best with sporty attire.

5) White - framed sunglasses are extremely hot for this summer. White color frame returns us back to the 1960' s and make you look distinctive and very stylish. 

6) And ya ofcourse Jon Lennon glasses - well its all about going round and round sure they look vintage and yet inspiring. Traditions are taken serious in fashion.

7) Need some drama so yellow, Pink, green, red, blue name a color and you have all the frames sunglasses in these colors. Lets talk color charts.

Alrite so that was about the styles now lets talk about shapes. DO you know your face shape 

Watch your face close in mirror and instead of this time analyzing your pimples instead - analyse your face cut. Does it resemble a perfect Almond, or a square or a circular face. You just need to watch and analyze and buy the perfect shape sunglasses to enhance your face shape.

Almond shape -  face Mugdha Godse, Anne Hathway. They have it. This face cut looks slim and Thicker framed glasses look the best. But remember you can wear any sunglasses and you will look great coz u have the most glam face cut.

Circular Face -  You can give some serious competition to the almond face with those aviators, and go rimless to get a little modern look.

Square Face -  Anytime the gradient sunglasses squarish in shape look the best.

Thats about it for today see you with more style diary. Stay hooked to Fashion till then.

Go color nails this winter 2010

We all know gone are the times when nail paints used to take ages to dry. Now nail paints are in war. WAR of - quick dryness and after effects of removal - your nails dont chip off or nails dont go yellow instead which nail paint comes with added minerals and calcium.


But the bar just grew an inch higher with nivea shock resistant nail paint. I did a test with few brands - I had - Bobbi Brown, Inglot, Nivea, Mikyaji, and Rimmel, and Maybelline. NIVEA was a sure shot WINNER. With winter approaching we need to gear up so that we have quick drying paints, with calcium and nails which remain baby pink natural even after re- reapply and re-removing.


And not to forget the USP of nivea nail paint remains its promise to give you shock resistance which it does fully.
The second ranking would be to Inglot then Maybelline. Lets not even talk bout Bobby Brown please.

The next time you want to buy Bobbi Brown cosmetics. PLEASE DO PRE TSTING on your skin. Because Bobbi Brown has good amount of Lead content obviously more than Estee Lauder cosmetics or Yves Saint Laurent or MAC.

Lancome does all the justics to its name stands by its brand enjoy the all in one travel kit of Lancome. Also enjoy Night repair formula by Estee Lauder what an effect on skin!!! It works on dark spots, wrinkles open pores at night for easy breath. And most importantly Estee Lauder cosmetics are worth spending that much as against even MAC.

Going back to nail paints shock resistance - so if you rank brands on a scale of 1 - 10. Nivea stands at 8.5 or 9, Inglot stands at 6 Maybelline stands at 5.4 or 5.5 whatever. Rest can sleep. Please remember this test is not on quick drying. Quick drying is no longer the criteria of judging nail paints. Now adays every nail paint needs to dry in 45 seconds to 1 minute if it does not you already are using rubbish. Dump it!!!

We are talking about you applied nail paint and you are reading Harper's Bazaar oops forgot your nail paint is fresh and the you turned over the page which stroked but not to worry if you applied Nivea. Need to take that call use nails just dont shy away because of your wet nails. But ya that does not mean you can you make a tight fist to fight someone i tried that and the nail paint smudged.

So enjoy winter nails, and bye bye to all the BAHANAS we used to give mom for not working for we freshly colored our nails.

CHEERS!!!

Beauty and the Brains

This story is going to make you bonkers. Y? 

Bcoz it is about a student and her teacher.

She was really poor in economics and her exams were right round the corner. So her parents finally decided to send her for tuitions. They had heard some real good feedback from their neighbors. and heard about some astonishing results too about this tuition teacher.

So it was her first day at tuition and she knew quite a few people around in her class so it was like attending yet another obnoxious session of economics. Slipped into her best skirt and blouse she was looking really pretty in her pearls round her neck. 

She saw her classmates digging their pens and pencils and therefore she bent to do the same. Whilst digging in her bag nicely placed next to her chair on floor, when soon she felt someone watching her closely doing all this. So she nervously but hurriedly looked up popping her neck out to watch who it was. 

And she saw this Greek Godly faced man standing right infront. Who was he another classmate wanting to flirt with her. This had happen to her far many times in colege. And there he introduced her to the entire class. So she knew this Greek god was no one other than her teacher. And no wonders!!! Why the class was performing well in economics she giggled and thought to herself. 

Throughout the session she just kept pondering how he speaks, how he moves his well manicured hands. How he blinks his eyes. and when any student gets a wrong answer how he winks his eyes and nods to tell they are going offtrack. Hmmmmmm sigh finally she was all into the economics teacher though not into economics, She saw him parting his lips to speak and saw him pouting his mouth to utter - 'what about you whats your result'?, She was so smitten-ed to realize he was talking to her. 

With her arms nicely placed besides her skirt and her skirt gathered between her fist more he opened his lips to speak louder more she would gather her skirt tightly between her fist.

Finally he came near her and spoke loudly firmly but sweetly hey you!!! I am talking to you, what is your result. She now could smell what she had been dreaming he smelt wonderful She almost melted. But now she could no longer stay quite and showed him her notepad which was nothing but----------------- blank.

Oh he knew he's on for some difficult student now. He continued with his session directing her to stay back after the class for he need to talk to her.

WHAT? What is it has she proved that she is stupid? She is a nerd or that poor in economics. Does he think she is dumb? GGosh no she was pretty smart it was just him which was freezing her. Froze her to her nerves. 

She felt her heart thumping not because she was nervous but because the students were vacating the room and she was sitting right there with her crinkled skirt and the teacher watching her every move. 

Now it was just her and him. He came close her and asked do you even get what i say?

She only nodded affirmatively.

Then he asked then why is it that your notepad is so empty? 

She opened her mouth to say because she was so engrossed in the session and in understanding everyword that she could not get time to copy notes. But unconsciously something else popped out, The words that popped out in reality were because i was totally engrossed in YOU. Dah!!!

What would he think now, that I am just another kid falling for him.

 He smiled the cutest smile she had ever seen, and came near her sided her hair from her cheek a little stroke was enough for her to realize he is the most handsome she had ever seen. 

Then he said to her -"if you want me then engross yourself into economics and then come to me with great results and I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE FOREVER".

She could not believe what she just heard. There she was dashing out of the door. Promised to herself that she's going to be the best in economics and come back to the class as the brightest in eco. 

The results were out her parents were too happy and proud of themselves to send her for tuitions they again saw the miracle they had heard about now with their daughter.

So she put on her best dress, nicest shoes with highest of all heels scarf to keep her from sweat and smelling the best she could. She had taken bath in strawberry milk softest skin ever glowing to hear the magical words from her Lover.

She had to be at her best...

After all This was the day when he was to give himself to her FOREVER.

The entire class after the exams seemed eager to tell their score to the teacher. All of them gave their best shot and got the best of their results. Their parents really happy for their children. She nicely placed herslef on her seat waiting but impatiently for her ruler to enter the room and she wanted to be the first one to look at him.

When she heard some body whispering at back well she never wanted to turn coz she wanted to be the first one to see her teacher entering through the door. But then the whisper was now too loud for her to resist her from turning, So she turned what she heard wont be of your interest what she saw and realized will interest you. She eves dropped after which was shook to her senses so quickly ran her eyes across the room and realized the entire class consisted of only girls. Girls dressed in their best attire. 

Girls from across the city all were toppers in economics, there wasn't a single boy in the class.

Does that mean what she is wondering and what you are wondering is true???

Well thats bout Beauty and the Brains...

Enjoy your day...

Prevent lipstick transfers.

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Color lasting lipstick like Loreal Infalliable Lip color
• Lip liner
• Loose Powder
• Tissue
• A make-up sealer product like Benifit's "she-laq"

1. Step 1
   Line and fill your WHOLE lips with a lip liner in a neutral shade close to your skin tone.
   Step 2
2. Opt for long-lasting lipcolor or stains. Apply to the whole lip area. Allow the stain to dry before rubbing your lips together.
3. Step 3
   If needed, blot your lips with a tissue, reapply and blot again. Note that if you used a lip stain, you can skip this step.
4. Step 4
   
   
   
   Apply a clear liquid make-up sealer over your lips. Benifit's "she laq" ($28 sold at department stores) is a good option. This product will discourage your lipstick from transferring to other surfaces.
5. Step 5
   
   If you don't have a make-up sealer handy, you may apply a little clear loose powder to set the color into your lips.
6. Step 6
   When drinking from cups or wineglasses, quickly lick the edge of the glass (before anyone sees you) before applying your lips to sip. Your salvia help to create a barrior between your lipstick and the glass.
   
   
   ENJOY BLOT FREE DRINKING!!!
   Cheers